November 10th 2009 8:34 pm
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Juju was tagged by her pal Tinkerbelle and Juju and I are BEST FRIENDS FOREVER IN THE WORLD, NOT JUST AMERICA, so she tagged me.
The Question was:
What is your favorite treat?
Is this a real question? I mean, I could write an entire book on this subject. I like: MEAT, any meat, pig ears, turkey, sausage, turkey sausage, macaroni, chocolate, soft dog treats, Blue Dog Bakery Treats, Three Dog Bakery Treats, apples, caramel apples, chicken soup, beef soup - you get the idea here? Any good food and plenty of non-food items, too. The more "disgusting" the better.
Now I need to tell 7 things about myself.
1. I was born in upstate New York, of questionable parentage, sent to a no kill shelter in Cooperstown, NY, adopted by an a**hole who was abusive to me and ended I up in Nebraska. So, you decide: am I a good boy?
2. I have a best friend named Juju who chases Iguanas (and I am going to help her catch one as soon as I learn to drive & can find my way to Florida, but she has a map on her belly, so we are good), farts out loud (like that in a friend), chews up baseboards, eats turkey sausage and who saved her mother's life from a Giant Green Hissing Iguana.
3. I make Marley look like a well-behaved dog (see my diary).
4. Juju and I are going to write a book together about our adventures. She's also my editor and, did I mention, Best Friend in the Universe (even though we have never met)? Yet.
5. I founded a rather large (4 of us so far, plus the silent majority - you know who you are) group called, "United Dogs for Forever Bones" who want to keep their Dogster Bones, well, Forever, not just for 14 days (see my diary).
6. I currently have over 3000 Forever (in my mind) Bones.
7. I saved my humans life from an Igu...no, wait a minute. That was Juju. Um, oh, yes. I once performed the Heimlich Maneuver on my person, Carol, when she was choking on a piece of jerky. She should have chewed. She tells the story the other way. People. Always bragging.
I will tag:
No dog : ) Let the tag stop here. I don't even know what tag is. I thought it was a game where you chase things?
Leave A Comment | 3 people already have You are definitely a good boy, Sancho. Doggie Sainthood is automatically conferred on pups who have to suffer people like the nasty man. Good job on saving your mom with a Heineken maneuver! Thanks for putting up with another tag, buddy. You're the sweetest! No problem JuJuMeister!
So, I am Saint Sancho of the Sausages as of today! Well, as of November 12, when you bestowed sainthood upon me. Don't you have to be dead for that? That's just in the human world, I guess. Yes, that Heineken (which goes good with bratwurst) maneuver is something else. She not small either! (All of the sausages.)
Love & Lizard Licks, :) And your feast day is November 12. Doggies don't have to die for sainthood, they already qualify for entrance since they behave much better than humans (usually). Mom's able to perform the Heineken maneuver on herself, it seems to involve gripping the toilet and standing over it for a long time. They don't call them Greenies for nothing. Which seems kind of wasteful to me, since I like ABC food myself. No accounting for taste, I guess.
Anyway, hope your humans and fellow furs are doing better. Special hug for Schnooks.
Licks, wags, and love,
Juju Meister
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